Kids can’t have birdie juice.

Which came first, the birdie juice or the birdie?

The answer is the birdie. Birdie juice doesn’t create birdies, it’s the other way around. There is a certain group of golfers in Alaska who, after making a birdie, will pass around a flask full of scotch or often Crown Royal Canadian whiskey.

Only one person within the group must make a birdie to prompt the passing of the flask, so easy courses produce tipsy golfers and tough courses force the creation of par juice.